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VXON's middle-aged lesbian.
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Look at that fooker on the end of my nose :rolleyes:

 

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Who is that spritely, virile young fellow there Smithers?

Why it's Dan Gliballs from Sector 7G

Dude, you do not look a day over 20 in that pic :lmao:
 

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Vaux_Mark said:
Could you not warn us before posting pics like that?? LOL
Apologies.

It's a bit graphic, but I HAD to show it :eh
 

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Dan Gliballs said:
Apologies.

It's a bit graphic, but I HAD to show it :eh
Lol - ok...get some conceiler from the missus..lol


What lovely green eyes you have......In a totaly NON gay way..
 

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Vaux_Mark said:
What lovely green eyes you have......In a totaly NON gay way..
They're my Puperpervertx-rayspecial eyes.

They spot a bra-strap at 800 yards.
 

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Festerfly said:
tastily crafted sideburns you have there sir!! ;) :lmao:
I've had them since I was about 15.

A lad at school had them first and I noticed how many birds he was getting,....the rest is history :lmao:
 

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Vaux_Mark said:
Cool!:Cool2:


Can you get them on the NHS?
You'd be waiting 2 years mate, best go Bupa!


God Paul... how vain can u get!!!! :rolleyes:
 

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DUDE!!!!

theres a HUGE spot on youre shoulders :eh lol


I actually come up really spotty myself theother day, 19 years old and NOW I get acne..... brilliant :rolleyes: :lmao:
 

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I still get the odd one now and then and i'm fast approaching 38.



Paul.

You charging the fecker rent ?
 

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TheMorphiuz said:
God Paul... how vain can u get!!!! :rolleyes:
I AM a lady you know!!!!!

TBH, this is more of a blackead hole than a spot.

Nearly 32 years old and I STILL get the odd spot omy back. How fookin old do you have to be to not get the feckers??!! :rolleyes:
 

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Dan Gliballs said:
I AM a lady you know!!!!!



I think if you got spots when u were a teenager, u'll always get them. I get them, my mum always had them and she still does!
My back's sometimes like the surface of the moon! :eh
 

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Dan Gliballs said:
Look at that fooker on the end of my nose :rolleyes:


what about the ugly fooker at the other end of ya nose. :p
 

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ADA-V said:
what about the ugly fooker at the other end of ya nose. :p
So I suppose a ****'s out of the question then?
 

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CallyT said:
Dissapointing. Thought every pic of you was guaranteed to be topless :shame:
I'm still a bit fat for that, but get you're coat anyway,.........you've pulled :cool:
 
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Dan Gliballs said:
I'm still a bit fat for that, but get you're coat anyway,.........you've pulled :cool:
Sorry, only go for boys that can press 150kgs+ :down:
 

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CallyT said:
Sorry, only go for boys that can press 150kgs+ :down:
Bugger I'm on to 160 now!!

Ere, I bet you like Tom Selleck?
 
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