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From crappy family hatch to "fully loaded" krooze machine in 11 simple steps

1. This went on at about 11am.. he didn't notice till much later



2. K&N Filter sticker - 8bhp


3. Another sticker in case you missed it on the bonnet as it flew past..


4. Full on "sexy wash" - no extra power but more kudos at the krooze


5. Engine Transplant - 30bhp


6. More krooze stickers...
 

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7. Now we're talking - some of these companies may have even seen the car go past before - 19bhp


8. And the other side, gotta be at least another 10bhp there.


9. ICE Install... proppa!


10. Krooze stickers in unusual places.. maybe makes leading wheels more aerodynamic. One either side - 4bhp total gain


11. A final "Sexy wash"...


Total added power - 71bhp
Total added Kudos - "Blingin' stylezz wiv da skillz dat killz n payz da bills"
 

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i htf they come off easily enough otherwise i know a group of people who are gonna have an expensive respray bill.

i would have gone nucking futs!!
 

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i htf they come off easily enough otherwise i know a group of people who are gonna have an expensive respray bill.

i would have gone nucking futs!!
That''s exactly what I said. I would most certainly NOT have seen the funny side.

But I was assured that he'd love it - and he did :lmao: :D
 

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There's still some marks... if they don't come off when I wash it next... properly this time, will be some time in October I imagine if it's not nice over the weekend, there'll be words... :Cool2:

The only tricky ones were the Regals and that gay GIAC thing... The funking paper "Tickled" things have left glue on the windows...
I'd ripped them off before I realised I could make the word G SPOT from the Regal ones..............
 

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the glue will come off matey, just use some of that tar and bug grime stuff.
 

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Im glad he took it well, as others have said, I would of not too.
I would of blown my top BIGTIME TBH, so dont ever think about doing it to my car at any shows!
 

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I'll say this now, 1st time, yes, that was funny, they've come off, even the Regal ones which are notorious for being a PITA, a 2nd time will be taking the piss! :up:

U'll have to think of something original... taking wheels will set the alarm off and piss everyone off btw. :p
 

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All Ive got to add is.... revenge is sweet!

Im sure all involved will take it as well as Si did ;)
It sure is buddy... I've got a few months to ponder over what I can do... :Cool2:
 

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U'll have to think of something original... taking wheels will set the alarm off and piss everyone off btw. :p

motion or tilt sensor?

its good your a good egg tho si.

when your not being hormonal your one of the best lads to have a craic with.
 

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motion or tilt sensor?

its good your a good egg tho si.

when your not being hormonal your one of the best lads to have a craic with.
Tilt... although, it don't seem that good, didn't go off, just chirped loads even though Matt was rocking the f00k out of the car for about 5 minutes! :lmao:
I think it's like that so that it only goes off it's actually jacked up, not just shaken about by a lorry driving past...

HORMONAL... I'M NOT F00KING HORMONAL ALRIGHT.... D1CKHEAD! :mad:

Aye, no point getting angry with things... just laugh and plan the retribution! :)
 

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That was sooo funny and nice one Simon for taking it so well :Cool2:
 
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