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a duck walks into a pub and asked for a pint.

the barman looked astonished and poured the beer.

'havent seen you around' says the barman, 'what ya doin?'

'im working in the new building over the road, im a plasterer'

the barman gives him his pint. the duck drinks it.

'thanks' said the duck, 'see you tomorrow' and left.

the next day the duck came back and asked for the same again.

the barman serves him, the duck drinks his beer and says 'thanks, see ya tomorrow' and leaves.

the same happens for the whole week until on the saturday the barman says tothe duck 'ive been thinking. i reckon you should go into the circus. you could make a fekkin fortune'.

the duck stops in his tracks and says ' the problem is, the walls in a circus are largely canvas based. what would they need with a plasterer?'
 

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That's ducking funny
 

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i was expecting the old joke,

Barman : that`ll be a fiver

Duck : put it on my bill, lol
 
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