[Malky]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MODIFIED-ESCO...4624805552QQcategoryZ9844QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[Dest]

LMFAO what the funk has happened there :lmao:

 

[K-Lone]

What a heap of **** , read the questions funny as :lmao:
Check out item number that he wanted to do a deal with :
4618542532

 

[Dest]

Look at the overspray on the door shut with some of the original blue peeping through

 

[Malky]

watch, he sounds a pure mental gadge man. He'll bash you if you slate one of the best escorts in the country....................

 

[Malky]

and another. What is wrong with these people

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-cors...4623840007QQcategoryZ9858QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[cav]

loving the CORSA across the side lol

 

[Dest]

OMG, what is wrong with peoples taste these days?
I cant beleive its a 4 door too!
That side angle really shows off the rear bumber a treat, I love the way it just drops vertical to the ground.

Do they HONESTLY think they are going to be able to sell cars in that state?

 

[cav]

it looks good lmao

 

[Malky]

i want this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/fiat-panda-rs...4624225069QQcategoryZ9843QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[cav]

lmao

 

[Dest]

That was disapointing, after seeing the title I was expecting to see a classic **** box sleeper!

 

[Jalapeno]

WTF i knew E-Bay was a good place to sell :turd , but really A scummy escort that is :boff, a corsa that just ain't doing it for me and some yokel flogging his horse. LMAO at the questions for the Cossie Fook up though :lmao:

 

[Kinky John]

I do wonder how these people make it through life without getting their huge slack jaws and sloping foreheads trapped in the tiny doorways of their caravans. :grrr :lmao:

 

[Reverb]

@Malky - that link is class. Some of the questions are funny as fook

Q: av a eight furra reversable wid she be fit tae pull her
A: am nae to sure if it would i had a five furrow downswell on her with a furrow press and she took it like a slut

 

[MadOnVaux!]

Pure class that...very unique...amazing car... :mmmm :mmmm...:turd

 

[stuart30]

So the guy with the Escorty first said this........

Q: Hi,how much is it u want for it
22-Mar-06
A: i am not giving my reserve. make me an offer please and ill let u know

Then goes on too say this......

Q: would u take pug 205 gti 1.6 h reg in excellent nick, juast needs cleaning, which i would do. wot is reseve on yours
24-Mar-06
A: £2500 is my reserve. i am not goin no less that is the minimum i will accept. has ur car got tax/mot? how long? have you got pics? i will be relisting my car with mot and how much cash are you willing to give me? if that is too much please keep ur opinions to ur self i have had a lot of twats givin it the all.

FFs the guy should make his mind up....:lmao:

 

[CavBayBen]

How many cosworths looked like that? Cosworth replica my arse!

Funny thing is I saw one like that except red t'other day. I was gonna see if it'd take my 1.6 astra or not but he went t'other way.

 

[MadOnVaux!]

There is a Mk5 Escort in Kendal...Red, 5dr, Cosworth spoilers and lexus lights...and he wonders why we all laugh at him :lmao:

 

[Leon_gsi]

if ur gonna make a cosworth replica atleist do a mk5, and no lexus light please!