+ that one about the wee boy who saw his mum stepping out of the bath and says "whats that"
His mum says "That my wash cloth son"
and the boy says "The maid has one too"
So his mum says "How do you know that?"
and the boy says "I saw her washing daddys face with it"
Just got back from Beamish, survived the nephews & nieces, just. Actually enjoyed the day really. Have a season ticket now, so will go back again, no doubt.
This early steam locomotive above was running, an Elephant locomotive replica, cost £333,000 to build back in 2001.
Former Love Island host Caroline Flack has been found dead in her London flat, her family have confirmed.
A lawyer for the family said the star had taken her own life.
She stood down from the dating show after she was charged with assaulting her partner in December and was due to stand trial...
I had the windscreen changed on my Carlton recently due to a crack that was growing in size .
This was done by a firm that provided a lifetime warranty but since then they've claimed that
this doesn't hold because of the rust they have claimed to have found.
They backed this up by sending me...