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Joke of the day


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+ that one about the wee boy who saw his mum stepping out of the bath and says "whats that"
His mum says "That my wash cloth son"
and the boy says "The maid has one too"
So his mum says "How do you know that?"
and the boy says "I saw her washing daddys face with it"
 

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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.

After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, "Wow, She's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet..

A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far
as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"

The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.

Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"

The little boy yelled out, "Run for your life, she's reversing!!"
 
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