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I'm more fed up than bored at the moment. Got loads of work i should be doing, but really don't want to now......

I was looking forward to a nice game of squash after work to help me wind down and because I left it too late both the friggin courts are booked for the time I wanted :grrr :crying_2:

So it looks like I may be playing badminton instead. Which, although I don't really enjoy as much as playing squash, is just as demanding if you play it properly I suppose. So it'll still give me a bit of a workout :Cool2:
 

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2 weeks holiday, you made plans or just gonna take things easy?

at some point today I have to pick up 5 packs of dye, am dying my wedding dress either red or black :lmao: Also got the vintage car show tomorrow so have to sort out what to wear ;)
A mixture of gardening and flight sims...

Tree roots to dig up and a pond to create in the back garden.

Got a hospital appointment on the 21st as well.
 

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just got this joke from my mum... its great!"!!!!#



A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheer.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender, and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out! Now, how about that drink?"
 

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:lmao:

A8 you realise when your hols are over you'll realise all the things you could have done in the time you had
lol, it's important that whatever I do costs as little as possible. Kids are both home as well so I need to find some way of keeping them busy. I am NOT allowing them to wash the car again though, last time they turned it beige (it's supposed to be black, all they did was smear all the dust and dirt that was on the car around so it looked worse).
 
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