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Can’t log-off VxON?

Refreshing the screen every 5 seconds to check for new posts?

Do you read every thread, even those that talk about bits you don’t actually have in your car?

Do you post at 02:00am and then again at 06:00am?

Are you about to loose your day job because you spend too much time on VxON?

Do you prefer to spend the weekend with the Cambelt Boys instead of with your family (which incidentally, left you a few days ago but you did not notice because you were too busy corresponding with GeffD who worked at Vx and is therefore second only to God)?

Do you dream of being Mark DTM when you grow up?

Do you really believe that RonaldMcBurger is a featherless chicken?

VxON Addiction is a growing problem, but luckily a cure has been found!!!

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I drive a Volvo. Was sat at the side of the road broken down for 5 hours yesterday..........
 
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Should have called 'The Saint'
Would have been better than Volvo Action Group, who's bloke got lost, turned up hour and quarter late, and straight away said it needed towing (we told them that on the phone).
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