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A couple arrive home to their 5-bedroom house in a leafy suburb. Upon
entering the house, they call out for their eldest daughter, whose
18th birthday it was that day. The expected answer did not come, so
the father went upstairs. He knocked and entered his daughter's
bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.

With the worst possible premonition, he read with trembling hands:

Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've
eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so
nice, especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it is not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said
that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to
have many more children with me and that is one of my dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing
it for us and his friends. They're the ones providing us with all
the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure so
Ahmed gets better. He deserves it. Don't worry about money, Ahmed
has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal
make in their basement.

Apparently I can earn £50 a scene and I get a £50 bonus if there are
morethan three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use a horse.
Don'tworry Mum, now I'm 18 years old I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter, Aimee

P.S. Dad, it's not true, I'm at a neighbours house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than denting the car.

Sorry about your Mercedes

Cannonball will win with or without you
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Brilliant :lmao:

VXON's middle-aged lesbian.
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Thank god I've got boys :eh

VxON's Lil Devil
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Well ive warned my dad that im going to learn to drive in the mondeo because then it wont matter if i smash it up... only thing is its grown on me just recently and i actually like it... but dont quote me...infact forget i ever said it :lmao:

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Mercedes :eh

I don't understand, why would anyone be upset about a merc being dented? Common as muck!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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