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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail

with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,

extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking

that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and

walked directly toward her. Before she

could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned

over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely

anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for

£20.00......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do

in just three words". The woman considered

his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a £20

note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand

along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and

slowly and meaningfully said...

"Clean my house!"

A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife,

Pointing a finger in her face, he said,

"From now on, I want you to know

that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare

me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a

sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to run me

my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's

going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The f*cking funeral director would be my

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