Isn't it about time..... [Archive] - Vauxhall Owners Network

COLINSRI

02-11-2005, 05:48 PM

That cavweb became a club.

Also, we should change its name to something more snazzy like NVO (network Vaux owners) or something like that. What do you all think?

:bananasmi

Hell, give it some time and we could even welcome non-cav owning people......such as astras.....even peeps with mondeos' and peugots......Lets go a bit crazy.

DanBoy

02-11-2005, 05:48 PM

erm..........??

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 05:55 PM

naah, thats a daft idea.

y change?

we fear change.

werent we just happy the way things were?

COLINSRI

02-11-2005, 05:57 PM

naah, thats a daft idea.

y change?
we fear change.
werent we just happy the way things were?

But we could charge subs ...erm say £15 each and get trade discounts n' stuff....don't be afraid of change man, think of it as a challenge.

let us unite......................

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 06:03 PM

Crikey yes!!

I'm stunned that 9000+ users haven't thought of this already :)

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 06:05 PM

ya know why..

cuz theyre all fools, fools i tellls ya, and theres no other way around it.

mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

you'll pay, you'll alll payyyyyy....... 15 notes subs,. te hee

COLINSRI

02-11-2005, 06:07 PM

Crikey yes!!

I'm stunned that 9000+ users haven't thought of this already :)

I know, I know..tell me about it....

I was having a crap and reading TotalVox and it just dawned on me....Club NVO....I surprise even myself sometimes.....a moment of pure genius like a diamond piercing my brain....

Thing is, we need to keep it under wraps otherwise those miggers might copy us and start their own club...................

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 06:09 PM

vxon..

hows about that for a name?

vauxhall owners nucleus.

i think it has a ring to it ya know.

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 06:10 PM

vxon..

hows about that for a name?

vauxhall owners nucleus.

i think it has a ring to it ya know.

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 06:12 PM

so good its suggested twice. lol

COLINSRI

02-11-2005, 06:17 PM

VXON....hmmmmmmmm....do you know what......thats sounds bloody good me old mucker. I can picture it now on a club stand at Billing. We just need someone to organise all this for us.......

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 06:19 PM

"But won't this lead to an invasion of chavs in Novas and Corsas?"

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 06:22 PM

depends if you buy a nova or corsa buddy. lol

COLINSRI

02-11-2005, 06:23 PM

"But won't this lead to an invasion of chavs in Novas and Corsas?"

Yeah and turboed ****in astras............perhaps we should restrict it to 'non chav' cars like 1.6 cavs with GSI front bumpers and neons..........We need to keep in control of who (what!) we let in.....

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 06:25 PM

depends if you buy a nova or corsa buddy. lol

Wouldn't dream of it,.................I ONLY like cavvy-wavvy-liers.

They are AWESOME, and if I won a million pounds and bought 3 Ferarris, I'd still keep my Ecotec!!!!!

COLINSRI

02-11-2005, 06:28 PM

Wouldn't dream of it,.................I ONLY like cavvy-wavvy-liers.

They are AWESOME, and if I won a million pounds and bought 3 Ferarris, I'd still keep my Ecotec!!!!!

Yeah but ecotecs are good once you sort out the oil leeks, the sensors problem, the gay ECU, sensors, the queer cams, the head gaskets, the sensors.....Oh and the fact that they sound incredibly gay......Once thats all done they could keep right up with an XE.....well nearly

Ecotec in a cavalier....the stuff of dreams.

cavwebmaster

02-11-2005, 06:31 PM

I would join if you got a plastic pencil as that would surely justify the price lol
Ste

COLINSRI

02-11-2005, 06:33 PM

I would join if you got a plastic pencil as that would surely justify the price lol
Ste

:lmao: fpmsl.....

A VXOn cheque book and pen.............

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 06:34 PM

i would ban ecotec owners too tbh. lol

COLINSRI

02-11-2005, 06:38 PM

I think we should ban all cavalier owners.........then we might get some feckers with at least some taste in cars...what do you think?

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 06:40 PM

hey, now how crazy a club would that be.

vxon... but only open to non vauxhall owners........

thats me and the mods sorted out anyways. lmfao

cavwebmaster

02-11-2005, 06:45 PM

hey, now how crazy a club would that be.

vxon... but only open to non vauxhall owners........

thats me and the mods sorted out anyways. lmfao

I imagined you saying that first line in a Swedish Accent lol
Ste

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 06:50 PM

lol.

ive come to feex your freedge

cavwebmaster

02-11-2005, 06:53 PM

lol.

ive come to feex your freedge

Thats a mexican lol

DaveTheViking

02-11-2005, 06:57 PM

i would ban ecotec owners too tbh. lol

Nooooooooo, that would mean I would finally have too leeeeeaaaaaaaavvveee

Stop bloody cheering! :grrr

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 06:59 PM

dunna want you bloody foreigners here anyways.

(this is a personnal opinion and in no way reflects the views of the moderation team, administration or other members on this board. not all cavalier owners are racists, or indeed care about anything other than their mobile coffins)

bloody hell, that was longer than my original post. lmao

cavwebmaster

02-11-2005, 07:03 PM

Thats definately Scottish lol

dunna want you bloody foreigners here anyways.

(this is a personnal opinion and in no way reflects the views of the moderation team, administration or other members on this board. not all cavalier owners are racists, or indeed care about anything other than their mobile coffins)

bloody hell, that was longer than my original post. lmao

DaveTheViking

02-11-2005, 07:05 PM

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 07:57 PM

ok.
well, what about a club for the non club members??

no subs.
can be called vxowasojt (vauxhall owners who are skint or just tight)

Claire

02-11-2005, 07:58 PM

what about those that dont own vauxhalls?

TheMorphiuz

02-11-2005, 08:27 PM

what about those that dont own vauxhalls?

hey, now how crazy a club would that be.

vxon... but only open to non vauxhall owners........

thats me and the mods sorted out anyways. lmfao

That post dear... :rolleyes: :Cool2:

Andy_H

02-11-2005, 08:42 PM

and if I won a million pounds and bought 3 Ferarris, I'd still keep my Ecotec!!!!!

With a million pounds in the bank, why the hell not?? The grand (or so) generated from a Cav would mean fcuk all!!

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 09:56 PM

I would join if you got a plastic pencil as that would surely justify the price lol
Ste

Think I'll leave that to w4nky Cancer Research :grrr

CavBayBen

02-11-2005, 09:58 PM

Think it's a crap idea. it'll never work.

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 10:00 PM

With a million pounds in the bank, why the hell not??

Errm,............coz they're shit?

Andy_H

02-11-2005, 10:04 PM

Errm,............coz they're shit?

Mine's not.

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 10:05 PM

Mine's not.

Yours is unique then?

Andy_H

02-11-2005, 10:06 PM

Yours is unique then?

It's the only one I've owned, so I can't really answer that one

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 10:15 PM

It's the only one I've owned, so I can't really answer that one

What constitutes a less than shit engine then in your expert opinion? (bearing in mind you've only owned a 1.8 or 2.0 MK2 Cavalier, and an Ecowreck).

Andy M

02-11-2005, 10:17 PM

lets turn every thread into a debate about ecotecs...

yawn

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 10:21 PM

lets turn every thread into a debate about ecotecs...

yawn

Fcuk of you toddling cnut.

Andy M

02-11-2005, 10:23 PM

Fcuk of you toddling cnut.

you.....

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 10:23 PM

you.....

Problem?

Andy M

02-11-2005, 10:24 PM

gay??

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 10:26 PM

gay??

Not really Andrew.

I've had sex with women/girls, and you haven't had sex with anybody but your hand..........................so what does that make you mary darling?

Andy M

02-11-2005, 10:28 PM

LOL chill out fella just playing ;)

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 10:29 PM

LOL chill out fella just playing ;)

Poo head!! :turd ;)

Andy M

02-11-2005, 10:29 PM

got a problem with me being a poo head? don't make me sit you down

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 10:32 PM

got a problem with me being a poo head? don't make me sit you down

Just don't bring that feckin hard dude with the bleached floppy hair!!!

He looks FCUKIN ard!!!! (in his trousers when he sees a bloke) :bust:

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 10:33 PM

excuse me laydees (and i really mean no offence to ladies on here)

play nicely and stop being gay. lol

Andy M

02-11-2005, 10:33 PM

LOL he chopped that stupid mop off last week, told him to go do it as he looked like a tramp......next minute he's having it all lopped off and a good ol' short back and sides sorted.
Had to hire a fookin skip to cart off all the hair they did

Andy M

02-11-2005, 10:34 PM

excuse me laydees (and i really mean no offence to ladies on here)

play nicely and stop being gay. lol

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 10:35 PM

Feckin bunch of homo sapiens!!!!

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 10:42 PM

easy tiger.

(/yokel)we dont loiks your types round ere(/yokel)

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 10:43 PM

easy tiger.

(/yokel)we dont loiks your types round ere(/yokel)

Kipper tie?

Torquemada

02-11-2005, 10:49 PM

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 10:51 PM

Kipper tie?

yes please.

2 sugars and milk. lol

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 11:01 PM

yes please.

2 sugars and milk. lol

Do you prefer it hot and black down your throat?

Andy M

02-11-2005, 11:02 PM

fpmsl

DaveTheViking

02-11-2005, 11:05 PM

:lmao:

blotto_otto

02-11-2005, 11:06 PM

Surely if you shouted the word 'Ecotech' across a big canyon, you'd just get the 'tech' part back repeatedly. then you could add a better word in front of it.

I'm full of good ideas me. (sticks thumbs in braces)
eee, bah gum, propa ideees them!

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 11:52 PM

Do you prefer it hot and black down your throat?
nope.

white and sweet, so guess your outta luck. :p

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 11:53 PM

nope.

white and sweet, so guess your outta luck. :p
It's coz I'm black innit?

ADA-V

02-11-2005, 11:56 PM

nope. its cuz your an ar5e. lol

Dan Gliballs

02-11-2005, 11:57 PM

nope. its cuz I want your an ar5e. lol

:eh ..

ADA-V

03-11-2005, 08:56 AM

:Cool2: :wub: .. ..

allllrighty then....

turd burgler

Dan Gliballs

03-11-2005, 09:28 AM

allllrighty then....

turd burgler

Uphill gardener.

COLINSRI

03-11-2005, 12:16 PM

No arguing...... Don't make me ban all you bitches from my new club.......................

AstraPower

03-11-2005, 12:39 PM

Jacko lah

03-11-2005, 12:48 PM

Thing is, we need to keep it under wraps otherwise those miggers might copy us and start their own club...................

I paid a good £3 for 2 stickers 2 and a half years back. Now I'm not about to start scrapping them off my wife's cav, so you'd better just keep the name the same.

Miggers ? What are they ? Don't mean to tell me there's another forum for vauxhalls other than cav-web, mk2cav.com and mk3cav.com and midi-van-com and vectrasport and club calibra and club irmscher and v8mantaowners and manta owners and cavette (mk1 cavs and shovits) and autobarnstomers and THE opel Drivers Club and the drop snoop group and and and and Novaload. It's a stupid idea :turd . I don't want change, and I implore you to forget it forthwith:cry: :turd

Jacko lah

03-11-2005, 12:51 PM

Not really Andrew.

I've had sex with women/girls, and you haven't had sex with anybody but your hand..........................so what does that make you mary darling?

Yeah but how many did you NOT have to drug first.

Dan Gliballs

03-11-2005, 12:57 PM

Yeah but how many did you NOT have to drug first.

Three :lmao:

Jacko lah

03-11-2005, 01:04 PM

Three :lmao:

All at the same time no doubt ? Dan Three Dicks ?

How many of the 3 were NOT being held against their will and happily volenteered there services for free.

(I have to ask cause the answer for me is one, and I married her and it's been costing me ever since :bananasmi )

COLINSRI

03-11-2005, 01:06 PM

It's a stupid idea :turd . I don't want change, and I implore you to forget it forthwith:cry: :turd

The car club 'formula' has infinate depth in its effacacy and its application. Try to stop it you might, succeed you will not.

You cannot beat us so join us......come with us Jacko.......theres no other way for you to go.......cavweb is history so its time to get out the scraper....

Dan Gliballs

03-11-2005, 01:07 PM

Dan Three Dicks ?

Now THERE'S a fantasy!!! :cool:

You married your childhood sweetheart? :)

twigz

03-11-2005, 01:12 PM

Try to stop it you might, succeed you will not.

What ever you say Master Yoda :lmao:

SteveW

03-11-2005, 01:15 PM

It's coz I'm black innit?Keep it on topic please. No racist comments or I'll have to close the thread.......

Jacko lah

03-11-2005, 01:17 PM

Now THERE'S a fantasy!!! :cool:

You married your childhood sweetheart? :)

Whilst still at school (although pissed at the time and in a night club) my Ex-Girl Friend Introduced us then quickly finished with me, and my best mate wanted to go out with her, so what's a man to do.

I was single (for 12 minutes) , there's competition (and I do so like to win), and the girl is pretty (and that's always a good sign ) Of course there was room in the taxi for her and not him !!!! :lmao: That was in 1984 !!! :wub:

I believe he became a merchant banker and has a Yaught on the Med. Whereas I became an engineer and have a blow up dingy from Asda.

COLINSRI

03-11-2005, 01:17 PM

What ever you say Master Yoda :lmao:

:lmao: notice that i did not, until pointed it out you did.......

Jacko lah

03-11-2005, 01:20 PM

The car club 'formula' has infinate depth in its effacacy and its application. Try to stop it you might, succeed you will not.

You cannot beat us so join us......come with us Jacko.......theres no other way for you to go.......cavweb is history so its time to get out the scraper....

But you started this thread in the cowshed !!!! Which seems to have lost it's original picture of the pub. Although I have a copy on my PC for old times. :wub: As a class fence sitter I will see. :cool: :lmao:

Jacko lah

03-11-2005, 01:22 PM

Keep it on topic please. No racist comments or I'll have to close the thread.......

Not racist that comment ! It's a quote from Richard Madley (or Richard and JUDY) and is post modern ironic sarcasm. Honest :bananasmi :spam

Dan Gliballs

03-11-2005, 01:23 PM

Keep it on topic please. No racist comments or I'll have to close the thread.......

:lmao:

Dan Gliballs

03-11-2005, 01:24 PM

I believe he became a merchant banker and has a Yaught on the Med. Whereas I became an engineer and have a blow up dingy from Asda.

:lmao: :lmao: Love it!!

Jacko lah

03-11-2005, 01:24 PM

i like the way this thread just degenerated in to a gay slanging match over ecofeck engines...brilliant!! I cant beleive that anyone would defend them....seems clinically insane to me.....

anyway...you cant ban me!! you could never ban me!

bring it!...you fight like a girl anyway!

hehehe

Ecotek ? I prefer the old 8V ! Class engine for REAL men !!! Especially the 1.8e from astra gte mk1 and early Cav mk2 SRi and CDi. Fecking HARD.

COLINSRI

03-11-2005, 01:26 PM

Breaking news:

Sorry guys....seems Cavweb already has a club....called VXOn apparently...........i think somebody has stolen my club idea....I am not sure how but i am a master of mind games, I'll set my traps and find the mole....

Dan Gliballs

03-11-2005, 01:28 PM

COLINSRI

03-11-2005, 01:30 PM

The swines!!!!

Didn't you copyright the idea???

:shame: No time mate.....no time...

They have pulled the carpet from under me. Someone will pay a large cost for this............There will be retribution....

Dan Gliballs

03-11-2005, 01:33 PM

:shame: No time mate.....no time...

They have pulled the carpet from under me. Someone will pay a large cost for this............There will be retribution....

Contact your MP.

COLINSRI

03-11-2005, 01:34 PM

Contact your MP.

I might, first i'm going to hit them hard with a leaflet campaign..........then i'll move into phase 2.........operation spit on their chair.....

Shakermaker

03-11-2005, 05:15 PM

AstraPower

03-11-2005, 05:27 PM

(julian) clarytech

ADA-V

03-11-2005, 06:30 PM

feck tech,
wreck tech

as for the club idea, im gutted for ya.
i will therefore from this point on refuse point blank to join any club that tries to follow the ideals we laid out in our earlier posts.

it may onl;y be 1 persons subs, but im sure others will stand by us. brothers in arms, 1 for all and all for 1, and so on.
we shall fight them on the virtual beaches, we shall never surrender, for now is the winter of our discontent, 4 score and 7 years ago, our forefathers set forth on a most excellent adventure, dreeaaama, your nothing but a dreeeeamaa, ive seen the rain down in aaaafricaaaa, ob la dee, ob la daa, life goes on, boy.

i think that gets my point across.

Dan Gliballs

03-11-2005, 06:31 PM

Crystal.

COLINSRI

03-11-2005, 07:30 PM

we shall fight them on the virtual beaches, we shall never surrender, for now is the winter of our discontent,

Hang on a minute nobody said anything to me about fighting.......:rolleyes:. I'm allergic to fighting , as it brings me out in cuts and bruises....

I'll hold your coat for you while you fight them if ya like.............:lmao: