CavBayBen
27-01-2004, 09:49 PM
So three top Army men have gone through the selection process with hundreds of other hopefulls and have come through it. They're in the office with the general.
the general congratulates the men for getting so far and says they can get into the seals if they can get through the last test, he asks if they're ready to take up the challange "sir yes sir" they all reply.
The general asks "men, do you love your wives?" They all answer "sir yes sir"
Next he asks "do you love your country?" they all reply "sir yes sir"
Next the general explains they need to prove their devotion to their country, their wives are in the next room. He points to a pistol on his desk and says "if you trully love your country you'll shoot your wives"
The first recruit takes one look at the pistol and walks out the room
The second recruit picks the pistol up, goes into the next room, comes back a minute later and explains he looked his wife in the eyes and couldn't do it, he then exits the room.
The third recruit walks into the next room, the sounds of shots firing followed by some screams and thrashing around are heard before the dull thud of a body hitting the floor. The blood stained recruit comes into the generals office. The general asks "So what happened" and the recruit answers "sir some dip**** filled the gun with blanks so I had to beat the ***** to death with a chair"
the general congratulates the men for getting so far and says they can get into the seals if they can get through the last test, he asks if they're ready to take up the challange "sir yes sir" they all reply.
The general asks "men, do you love your wives?" They all answer "sir yes sir"
Next he asks "do you love your country?" they all reply "sir yes sir"
Next the general explains they need to prove their devotion to their country, their wives are in the next room. He points to a pistol on his desk and says "if you trully love your country you'll shoot your wives"
The first recruit takes one look at the pistol and walks out the room
The second recruit picks the pistol up, goes into the next room, comes back a minute later and explains he looked his wife in the eyes and couldn't do it, he then exits the room.
The third recruit walks into the next room, the sounds of shots firing followed by some screams and thrashing around are heard before the dull thud of a body hitting the floor. The blood stained recruit comes into the generals office. The general asks "So what happened" and the recruit answers "sir some dip**** filled the gun with blanks so I had to beat the ***** to death with a chair"