Shakermaker
04-06-2007, 06:04 PM
Well, since you've read all the others already I guess.
Day 1.
After setting off at around 10.45 Saturday morning, I headed on up to Toddington as usual to meet the rest of the crew. Got told in no uncertain terms by Trish to do something really weird for me, and NOT use the outside lane! I was almost incensed by this, but then realised that it was for my own benefit, as there was traffic in the contraflow on the M1 that I wouldn't have been able to make move over fast enough.
Made it to Toddington and thought I'd show the others how best to drive around a car park, and parked up in full outfit.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y189/cavdriver/02062007122.jpg
Drew a good few looks, but I went into the services and used the facilities, whilst scharatz had to ask others to buy him stuff! Total wimp.
Headed off to the Pod down the motorway, but again I wasn't allowed to use the normal lane, had to stick to the inside (mostly) to allow the slower Omega to keep up, I had to let him feel that he was as fast as me. How wrong he really is! :lmao:
When we got to Pod, we drove to what we thought was the normal camping area, but discovered it was a)full and b) mostly a swamp. So we went over the other side of the stip and found an excellent dry area to park up in.
Didn't bring a tent, but set one up anyway, and then helped set another up as I might have been using it later. Finally got a beer (thanks Phil!).
Once we'd all set up camp, the usual amount of banter started, we all had a good look around the Love Bus, and took it for a spin round the field once or twice.. or 15 times. I forget. Most other campers seemed to love it, except some guy who started talking to me whilst I was using the urinal (never start up conversation when you're having a slash, its just not done! Ask Phil all about it.)
Nikki then did some amazing cooking, I had burgers, other people had sausages as well, and the best thing? CHEESE!
More people also showed up at this time. I can't remember really who, but they were cool.
And then... hilarity. Iain L said "ooh, you don't want to be doing that.." and we all looked in his direction. Some idiot had decided it would be a good idea to pour petrol onto a burning barbeque. What happens.. the can catces fire. So the girl holding it just throws it, and it lands against the wheel of a corsa, more petrol is spilt and starts burning a lot. Some people have pissy little watery extinguisers, others try using CO2 ones but hold them far too far away to be of use. Then someone finally decides to push the car away from the source of the fire! KingOfTheKerb rushes to the rescue and uses a proper powder extinguisher to do the job. Corsa had a melted tyre, melted lights and bodywork, and now a white powder coated wheel. I kinda stopped laughing when it transpired that no-one knew who the owner of the Corsa actually was. We found out later, he really didn't look happy...
It turns out you can get at least 22 people in the back of a love bus. Adam and I hung onto the back step, and we went over to the funfair, getting cheers along the way from all the campers we met. Everyone was happy, and when we pulled up, everyone jumped out SWAT-team style, and Ayden, Adam and I got told off by some fat bloke with a moustache as apparently we aren't allowed to hang on the back. Security are allowed to drive round with kids hanging their legs out of the boot though... hmmm.
Went on the dodgems and chickened out of the spinny dizzy ride thing.. no thanks!
When we got back to the campsite later on, Mark and Reverb had showed up, and more cooking took place, as did more beer drinking.
As we chatted away as we do, some more girls turned up! We only had 3 in our camp, and 2 of them were there with their boyfriends anyway...
So this Maria bird, Matt was chatting her up quite nicely, but dumped her cos she cheated on him with Phil and his massive cock. I thought she was a)nuts b)quite ugly c)nice tits though d)really annoying. But I was drunk so only realised d) in the morning.
Eventually it was bedtime, probably around 2am.
TO BE CONTINUED (in the next post)
Day 1.
After setting off at around 10.45 Saturday morning, I headed on up to Toddington as usual to meet the rest of the crew. Got told in no uncertain terms by Trish to do something really weird for me, and NOT use the outside lane! I was almost incensed by this, but then realised that it was for my own benefit, as there was traffic in the contraflow on the M1 that I wouldn't have been able to make move over fast enough.
Made it to Toddington and thought I'd show the others how best to drive around a car park, and parked up in full outfit.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y189/cavdriver/02062007122.jpg
Drew a good few looks, but I went into the services and used the facilities, whilst scharatz had to ask others to buy him stuff! Total wimp.
Headed off to the Pod down the motorway, but again I wasn't allowed to use the normal lane, had to stick to the inside (mostly) to allow the slower Omega to keep up, I had to let him feel that he was as fast as me. How wrong he really is! :lmao:
When we got to Pod, we drove to what we thought was the normal camping area, but discovered it was a)full and b) mostly a swamp. So we went over the other side of the stip and found an excellent dry area to park up in.
Didn't bring a tent, but set one up anyway, and then helped set another up as I might have been using it later. Finally got a beer (thanks Phil!).
Once we'd all set up camp, the usual amount of banter started, we all had a good look around the Love Bus, and took it for a spin round the field once or twice.. or 15 times. I forget. Most other campers seemed to love it, except some guy who started talking to me whilst I was using the urinal (never start up conversation when you're having a slash, its just not done! Ask Phil all about it.)
Nikki then did some amazing cooking, I had burgers, other people had sausages as well, and the best thing? CHEESE!
More people also showed up at this time. I can't remember really who, but they were cool.
And then... hilarity. Iain L said "ooh, you don't want to be doing that.." and we all looked in his direction. Some idiot had decided it would be a good idea to pour petrol onto a burning barbeque. What happens.. the can catces fire. So the girl holding it just throws it, and it lands against the wheel of a corsa, more petrol is spilt and starts burning a lot. Some people have pissy little watery extinguisers, others try using CO2 ones but hold them far too far away to be of use. Then someone finally decides to push the car away from the source of the fire! KingOfTheKerb rushes to the rescue and uses a proper powder extinguisher to do the job. Corsa had a melted tyre, melted lights and bodywork, and now a white powder coated wheel. I kinda stopped laughing when it transpired that no-one knew who the owner of the Corsa actually was. We found out later, he really didn't look happy...
It turns out you can get at least 22 people in the back of a love bus. Adam and I hung onto the back step, and we went over to the funfair, getting cheers along the way from all the campers we met. Everyone was happy, and when we pulled up, everyone jumped out SWAT-team style, and Ayden, Adam and I got told off by some fat bloke with a moustache as apparently we aren't allowed to hang on the back. Security are allowed to drive round with kids hanging their legs out of the boot though... hmmm.
Went on the dodgems and chickened out of the spinny dizzy ride thing.. no thanks!
When we got back to the campsite later on, Mark and Reverb had showed up, and more cooking took place, as did more beer drinking.
As we chatted away as we do, some more girls turned up! We only had 3 in our camp, and 2 of them were there with their boyfriends anyway...
So this Maria bird, Matt was chatting her up quite nicely, but dumped her cos she cheated on him with Phil and his massive cock. I thought she was a)nuts b)quite ugly c)nice tits though d)really annoying. But I was drunk so only realised d) in the morning.
Eventually it was bedtime, probably around 2am.
TO BE CONTINUED (in the next post)